Thursday, August 23, 2007

They're called drivers...hire one.

My best friend was killed by a drunk driver in 7th grade. That has no bearing on this, though.

Drinking and driving makes absolutely no sense to me. That has limited bearing on this, though.

If you're a celebrity (like a Paris Hilton [who I have no idea WHY she's a celebrity] or Lindsay Lohan or Glen Close or Mel Gibson or countless others) and you're going to be drinking and you've made shows or movies or albums or books and you have money...

HIRE A DAMN DRIVER! A taxi, a limo service, a permanent chauffeur...something. Hell, throw your keys away for all I care. You can buy a new car the next day.

Just don't drink and drive. I don't wanna see any more ugly celebrity mugs.